Nice.

Taken from: http://www.joolshamilton.com/blog/read.php?p=1719

 This came on email the other day ... it's quite cheesy, and I've changed it a little, but I actually still really like it ...   Noah was a drunkAbraham was too oldIsaac was a daydreamerJacob was a liarLeah was uglyJoseph was abusedMoses had a stuttering problemGideon was afraidSamson was a womanizing murderer oh - and so was David Rahab was a prostituteJeremiah and Timothy were too youngElijah was suicidalIsaiah preached naked - you go mate.Jonah was convinced he knew better than God. Naomi was a widowJob's world went crazy bad - he lost everything. Everything. John the Baptist ate bugsPeter denied ChristThe Disciples fell asleep while prayingWhile Martha worried about everything The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once Zaccheus was too smallPaul was too religiousTimothy had an ulcer... ANDLazarus was dead!   Now - seriously, can you compare? And do you really think it still matters?